Short funny quotes

Short funny quotes : funny quotes and sayings

Humor, entertainment, etc.

This week's question comes from Serena T. who asks:

I've had a tough week and need a good luagh! Can you list some short funny quotes? Thanks.

Answer:

Hi Serena! We love questions that involve anything funny...especially when it comes to short funny quotes!

"Crazy is a relative term in my family!"

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now."

"I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To."

 
 
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